Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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