D3 body, D1 cock
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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