think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
