Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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