...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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