should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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