So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
There r osticjed everywhere
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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