why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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