I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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