i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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