you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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