Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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