Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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