used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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