Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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