But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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