I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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