so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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