I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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