do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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