I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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