How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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