She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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