did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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