That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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