...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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