apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
sex in a hospital.. check
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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