mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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