I feel like I'm in dance class right now
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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