I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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