I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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