Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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