ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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