He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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