Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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