I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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