He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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