you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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