It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
