It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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