is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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