Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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