wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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