The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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