This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The Olympian is in my bed
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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