Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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