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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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