this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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