New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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