fuck your aforementioned shoe
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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