Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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