So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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