Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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