I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
a search helicopter?!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
How's work?
Spinning.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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