My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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